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Ketchup With Us Writing Prompt #4

KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt #4

In 57 WORDS OR LESS, retell the plot line of your favorite horror movie.

Of course I put my own twist on this:

After escaping a freak weather phenomenon, a girl wakes in a strange land and is pursued by an evil necromancer, seeking revenge for the death of her sister. The young girl is captured by two organ seeking fiends, and a phobic feline who has seen their wrath. She gets expelled from the land by a fake demagogue.

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Submission for “Ketchup with Us” – Advice

Here is one entry for “Ketchup with Us” – sadly it is the first thing that came to mind. With a week to submit entries, there may be more….

The contest:

We ask that you respond to the prompt in 57 (yes, FIFTY-SEVEN) words or less. You can write a story, poem, experience, post your own picture, a song you wrote in the shower or whatever strikes your fancy. All we ask is for your creativity (and we know you guys have PLENTY of that)!

 

 

 

 

From an old farmer, who may or may not exist only in my mind:

PROPER GOAT MILKING ADVICE:

When milking a goat, choose the teat closest to you and squeeze with your middle finger, then your ring finger, and then your pinky, in one smooth, successive motion. Repeat. If goat only has 1 teat, make sure you at a minimum, get  dinner and a phone call the next day.

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